This is a continuation of my 4-part "The History of Reddit Raiders" series. To read Part 1 click here.
OK lets move on to Part 2: Clan Wars up until Veryous' famous 2 star post
Clan wars war released on April 9
Jman: Well I wasn’t even in first war. Bc mark was mean.
Very: Mark was a tyrant. Re saved us.
Frank (current leader): Hmmm… maybe I could adopt some of Mark’s tactics. Maybe Wife would shape up :P
Noooooo!!!!
Realz was in charge of our first war. We won 122-62! Despite what appears to be some miscommunication with war CCs.
Re: I was?
That’s what the sub said…
Re: I think Tilly managed the first one. But then she said its too much to handle and Mark volunteered me. I hated clan wars. And the reason I hated wars were because there was a chance we would lose. And I hated losing
Jman: Tilly was bae. Nice to all of us. Oh god this nostalgia talking about this
How often did we lose in those days?
Re: I think about 50%, we actually stopped warring for a few weeks
What was strategy like in those days?
Re: There wasn’t much of a strategy, anyone can attack whoever. They were mostly all dragon attacks anyway
Eric: Very mass dragging lol
Any hogging?
Re: Yes there was a guy. I can’t remember his name. He always got three stars with hogs. He was our only TH9 back then.
Funknasty: Schwick was top dog when I joined
Re: That was the original hog rider guy
Veryous: Schwick!! Hahahah. Dude could hog anything
Jman: well hogs were op back then
Curly: ReAlz Loonioning all damn war. And still f***ing 3 starring
Re: Those were the days. 3 star with loonion. Is that even possible?
Funk: Not at TH0 lol.. Unless the base is a complete $hitshow
Curly: Didn’t they add another dumba$$ sweeper or whatever? Is that op now?
LAVALOON LOVE! Two fart cannons now.
Frank: @Curly Yes but it didn’t change much. New spells OP.
We have Funknasty on April 10 with his first post
And Veryous on May 2nd with his first appearance on the sub
Funk started streaming around May 21st
Funk: I only streamed a week lol. I was TH8 back then, almost max
Re: Funk was doing base reviews mostly
Funk: and just streamed farming pretty much. And yeah reviews (F*** that). My new stream is gonna be more war focused and betting on outcomes… still some farming though. Been setting it up for past few hours.
Re: Also that was the first time I found out about this thing called Twitch, which literally, has changed my life
Funk: Twitch is love, twitch is life
Pillow (Then known as calebcooper) was sighted on the sub on May 27th
Re: Fun fact. Caleb is giraffe penis on reddit. He always posted news first on coc sub and has been proven a karma whore
Veryous you at some point were appointed “War Coordinator”? Tell me more
Funk: Appointing Veryous war coordinator was when Raiders officially became a competitive clan. We were sick of sucking a$$ in war and needed a change
Very: I was just tired of losing and wanted it to become mandatory you had to attack
Curly: And Very was the a$$hole that didn’t refrain. He summed up reality and my thoughts
Re: Yeah between Mark and Veryous I had to be less of an a$$hole
Very: God I remember my first war here. Failed. Was so scared. Re told me what to do but was so scared. One of the next wars one of the final attacks was on me to win. I left my girlfriend in the mall, went to car and failed. Haha was so sad. Slowly we evolved . Holo became this thing. Then it became hogging. Then until lava the most advanced you got was a cb.
We have Eric sighted on Sept 1
Curly appears on the sub on Sep 18
Lets talk about big changes that happened when ReAlz stepped up as new leader. Seemed to push practice wars but the people resisted at first.
Curly: Big change no 1 I was always talking $hit about his walls and how slow he was at farming them
Funk: The clan became awesome when ReAlz took over
Re: Oh there was resistance. Elders resisted everything. Every little minute change.
Eric: DakotaG and fiogasm and curly lmao
Funk: alyciaisgay.com, steller9000
LADY CLASHER?!?
Curly: RIP Dakota
Funk: Yeah we had some real casual elders back then
Re: Alicia wasn’t elder either. I remember because I kicked him. Not only that, I raged kicked him. I actually messaged him later and apologized.
Funk: Yeah steller was a lady clasher. Her and tilly were the only ones we ever had pretty much lol. Until you of course
(Steller is invited to the room)
Very: So wife, Steller was the original bad ass chick in the clan. You donate to her wrong and she’d kick your ass.
Funk: jk RCS ban inc. wifette and steller would have been fun in the same clan. We need to find a new steller, shes moved on =(
Steller: hi wife!
Reality: too much reading this is like catching up on elder chat again
Steller: lol ikr. Haha not as soap opera-y
Funk: remember sean? Celticwrath
Jman: yup YES MY BEST DRUNKEN FRIEND
Very: SEAN! Haha Gem it to make it
Jman: Well he was drunk 24/7, just silliest guy ever
Funk: publius. he was cool
Jman: publius was nice
Very: pub was a great guy
RE: don’t forget dr flevorium. That dude was an encyclopedia
Jman: Flerovium would give random facts every day. He was a psychiatrist wasn’t he? btw I can bring lard here, he was here back in ye olden days too
Funk: nico the 1-star king of cali
Alright next sightings in the sub are Zeus on Oct 19
Alexok37 on Nov 9
Frank around Thanksgiving
Frank: I joined Raiders after the death of Reddit Strike (w/ viva and wildcard)
We have AFKeeker sighted Dec 8
Frank: AFK joined when I did
Wild: Frank I remember having our pow wow in GroupMe and figuring out which clan to go to?
And Hammer Nov 23
Funk: I think hammer will go down as the fastest elder ever, anyone disagree?
What about Frank?
Funk: Frank is quickest from elder to leader lmao
Novemer 26th we have Veryous' famous "2 stars don't win wars" post
Sparticus sighted on the sub on Dec 17
December 19 We have the famous Hitchhiker episode from my man Jake at OneHive
To read more about the transition to 3 stars... continue on to Part 3 of "The History of Reddit Raiders"
Clan wars war released on April 9
Jman: Well I wasn’t even in first war. Bc mark was mean.
Very: Mark was a tyrant. Re saved us.
Frank (current leader): Hmmm… maybe I could adopt some of Mark’s tactics. Maybe Wife would shape up :P
Noooooo!!!!
Realz was in charge of our first war. We won 122-62! Despite what appears to be some miscommunication with war CCs.
Re: I was?
That’s what the sub said…
Re: I think Tilly managed the first one. But then she said its too much to handle and Mark volunteered me. I hated clan wars. And the reason I hated wars were because there was a chance we would lose. And I hated losing
Jman: Tilly was bae. Nice to all of us. Oh god this nostalgia talking about this
How often did we lose in those days?
Re: I think about 50%, we actually stopped warring for a few weeks
What was strategy like in those days?
Re: There wasn’t much of a strategy, anyone can attack whoever. They were mostly all dragon attacks anyway
Eric: Very mass dragging lol
Any hogging?
Re: Yes there was a guy. I can’t remember his name. He always got three stars with hogs. He was our only TH9 back then.
Funknasty: Schwick was top dog when I joined
Re: That was the original hog rider guy
Veryous: Schwick!! Hahahah. Dude could hog anything
Jman: well hogs were op back then
Curly: ReAlz Loonioning all damn war. And still f***ing 3 starring
Re: Those were the days. 3 star with loonion. Is that even possible?
Funk: Not at TH0 lol.. Unless the base is a complete $hitshow
Curly: Didn’t they add another dumba$$ sweeper or whatever? Is that op now?
LAVALOON LOVE! Two fart cannons now.
Frank: @Curly Yes but it didn’t change much. New spells OP.
We have Funknasty on April 10 with his first post
And Veryous on May 2nd with his first appearance on the sub
Funk started streaming around May 21st
Funk: I only streamed a week lol. I was TH8 back then, almost max
Re: Funk was doing base reviews mostly
Funk: and just streamed farming pretty much. And yeah reviews (F*** that). My new stream is gonna be more war focused and betting on outcomes… still some farming though. Been setting it up for past few hours.
Re: Also that was the first time I found out about this thing called Twitch, which literally, has changed my life
Funk: Twitch is love, twitch is life
Pillow (Then known as calebcooper) was sighted on the sub on May 27th
Re: Fun fact. Caleb is giraffe penis on reddit. He always posted news first on coc sub and has been proven a karma whore
Veryous you at some point were appointed “War Coordinator”? Tell me more
Funk: Appointing Veryous war coordinator was when Raiders officially became a competitive clan. We were sick of sucking a$$ in war and needed a change
Very: I was just tired of losing and wanted it to become mandatory you had to attack
Curly: And Very was the a$$hole that didn’t refrain. He summed up reality and my thoughts
Re: Yeah between Mark and Veryous I had to be less of an a$$hole
Very: God I remember my first war here. Failed. Was so scared. Re told me what to do but was so scared. One of the next wars one of the final attacks was on me to win. I left my girlfriend in the mall, went to car and failed. Haha was so sad. Slowly we evolved . Holo became this thing. Then it became hogging. Then until lava the most advanced you got was a cb.
We have Eric sighted on Sept 1
Curly appears on the sub on Sep 18
Lets talk about big changes that happened when ReAlz stepped up as new leader. Seemed to push practice wars but the people resisted at first.
Curly: Big change no 1 I was always talking $hit about his walls and how slow he was at farming them
Funk: The clan became awesome when ReAlz took over
Re: Oh there was resistance. Elders resisted everything. Every little minute change.
Eric: DakotaG and fiogasm and curly lmao
Funk: alyciaisgay.com, steller9000
LADY CLASHER?!?
Curly: RIP Dakota
Funk: Yeah we had some real casual elders back then
Re: Alicia wasn’t elder either. I remember because I kicked him. Not only that, I raged kicked him. I actually messaged him later and apologized.
Funk: Yeah steller was a lady clasher. Her and tilly were the only ones we ever had pretty much lol. Until you of course
(Steller is invited to the room)
Very: So wife, Steller was the original bad ass chick in the clan. You donate to her wrong and she’d kick your ass.
Funk: jk RCS ban inc. wifette and steller would have been fun in the same clan. We need to find a new steller, shes moved on =(
Steller: hi wife!
Reality: too much reading this is like catching up on elder chat again
Steller: lol ikr. Haha not as soap opera-y
Funk: remember sean? Celticwrath
Jman: yup YES MY BEST DRUNKEN FRIEND
Very: SEAN! Haha Gem it to make it
Jman: Well he was drunk 24/7, just silliest guy ever
Funk: publius. he was cool
Jman: publius was nice
Very: pub was a great guy
RE: don’t forget dr flevorium. That dude was an encyclopedia
Jman: Flerovium would give random facts every day. He was a psychiatrist wasn’t he? btw I can bring lard here, he was here back in ye olden days too
Funk: nico the 1-star king of cali
Alright next sightings in the sub are Zeus on Oct 19
Alexok37 on Nov 9
Frank around Thanksgiving
Frank: I joined Raiders after the death of Reddit Strike (w/ viva and wildcard)
We have AFKeeker sighted Dec 8
Frank: AFK joined when I did
Wild: Frank I remember having our pow wow in GroupMe and figuring out which clan to go to?
And Hammer Nov 23
Funk: I think hammer will go down as the fastest elder ever, anyone disagree?
What about Frank?
Funk: Frank is quickest from elder to leader lmao
Novemer 26th we have Veryous' famous "2 stars don't win wars" post
Sparticus sighted on the sub on Dec 17
December 19 We have the famous Hitchhiker episode from my man Jake at OneHive
To read more about the transition to 3 stars... continue on to Part 3 of "The History of Reddit Raiders"
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